CONTACT US

Oh, you want a fancy contact form? Some sleek interface with animated fields and real-time validation?

Too bad.

We don't have time to build a beautiful form just so you can feel special clicking "Submit." This isn't a tech startup trying to impress investors.

Here's what you do:

  1. Grab a piece of paper
  2. Find a pen (you remember those, right?)
  3. Write down this email address: contact@grumpy.guide
  4. Figure out how to send us an email yourself

If you can't handle that level of complexity, maybe art tours aren't for you anyway.

P.S. Yes, we know it's 2025. No, we don't care.