BECOME A GRUMPY
GUIDE
Think you have what it takes to tell people what they don't want to hear about art? Prove it.
THE PATH TO GRUMPINESS
1
Master the Art of Sarcasm
You need a sharp wit and the ability to deliver brutal honesty with style.
2
Know Your Art History
You can't trash something if you don't understand it. Know the context, then destroy it.
3
Develop a Thick Skin
Not everyone appreciates our approach. You'll need to handle the occasional offended patron.
4
Submit Your Application
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