BECOME A GRUMPY
GUIDE

Think you have what it takes to tell people what they don't want to hear about art? Prove it.

THE PATH TO GRUMPINESS

1

Master the Art of Sarcasm

You need a sharp wit and the ability to deliver brutal honesty with style.

2

Know Your Art History

You can't trash something if you don't understand it. Know the context, then destroy it.

3

Develop a Thick Skin

Not everyone appreciates our approach. You'll need to handle the occasional offended patron.

4

Submit Your Application

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